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پنجشنبه 11 تیر 1394 ساعت 09:52 ق.ظ | نوشته ‌شده به دست amir . | ( نظرات )



طرف دندونش درد می کرده میره دکتر میگه:

همه رو بکش بجز اونی که درد می کنه !

دکتر میگه چرا ؟
میگه: بذار مثل سگ تنها بمونه !

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فارسی: دوست دارم

 انگلیسی: آی لاو یو

 فرانسه: ژ تم

 اسپانیول: ته آمُ

 ایتالیایی: تی آمُ

 آلمانی:ایش لیبه دیش

 دخترونه: بولولو مولی‌ گوجی بوچ بوچ!
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یكی میگفت دیروز از شوهرم پول گرفتم رفتم یه جفت جوراب شیك براش خریدم

بعد دیدم یه مقدار از پولش اضافه اومد یه جفت النگو هم برا خودم خریدم
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ازدواج نکنید اما

اگر خدای نکرده ازدواج کردید

واسه زناتون ماشین ظرف شویی نخرید

از نعمت بغل کردنشون موقع ظرف شستن محروم میشید !

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